"You're a mean one, Mr. Cinq.
You really are a sleaze.
You won't give up on IJS
Even though it's ruining the sport,
I wouldn't given your spin on things a level one.
You're a monster, Mr. Cinq.
You let Le Gougne back in the sport.
She would have been France's president
If not for thirty seven votes,
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot Skate Guard.
You're a vile one, Mr. Cinq.
ISU's constitution was broken for you.
Resolution No. 7 broke your very own rules,
Given the choice between you and Gailhaguet,
I'd rather a seasick Sally Stapleford.
You're a foul one, Mr. Cinq.
Every complaint just gets ignored.
From Yuna Kim in Sochi
to Denis Ten in 2013,
The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote
You're a rotter, Mr Cinq.
Where's your objective eye?
The mess that you've created
is staring you in the face,
IJS is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable ways to make skaters skate imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up rules!
You nauseate me, Mr Cinq.
Please retire now!
Let someone else do it
Who isn't going to screw it,
You're a three-decker Salchow
And sardine sandwich,
With flutzy sauce!
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